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Marshall

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I got a letter today and found it to be "suspicious" & weird but interesting. Here is what it said (written in crayon)

Dear Marshall
Your turtles Mr Heckle Smith and Mr Jeckle Smith have been voted best turtles on earth, coolest turtles alive, turtles of the decade, world champions and also were tested and shown to have an IQ of 125-RTS (really smart turtle). They have won awards for all of these accomplishments but, we did not include the actual awards or any proof in this letter because we don't do that. Instead you should do the following in order to complete the award process. Follow directions exactly.
Go to PetSmart and buy a lot of containers full of krill and shrimp treats and then pour one entire container into Heckle & Jeckles tank every day. Also give them a couple treat blocks in the morning time too. Don't give any of the other turtles any of the treats, only Heckle & Jeckle. Be sure to repeat this process until we send you another letter giving you further instructions.

PS: Don't buy the cheap brand of shrimp. Make sure it is the blue & red lid kind.
 

peter hillman

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Tell the Smiths that cheap crayons have a bunch a toxins in them, they should only use the non-toxic ones to write notes with.:p
 

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