morewater
President, Raccoon Haters International
- Joined
- Feb 18, 2014
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- Southern Ontario
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I told my son that he should marry the woman that I choose for him. I know what I'm doing, trust me.
He said "No, screw that. I'll find my own woman."
I told him that I'd chosen Bill Gates' daughter for his bride.
My son said "Okay".
I called up old Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill got all ornery-like and said "No, screw that".
I told Bill that my son is the is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill asked where the wedding should take place.
I called up the President of the World Bank and told him that my son had just graduated University and that I though he'd be a great fit for the CEO position.
The World Bank President, said "No, screw that".
I told him that my son was married to Bill Gates' daughter.
He asked when my son could start in his new role as the CEO of the World Bank.
He said "No, screw that. I'll find my own woman."
I told him that I'd chosen Bill Gates' daughter for his bride.
My son said "Okay".
I called up old Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill got all ornery-like and said "No, screw that".
I told Bill that my son is the is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill asked where the wedding should take place.
I called up the President of the World Bank and told him that my son had just graduated University and that I though he'd be a great fit for the CEO position.
The World Bank President, said "No, screw that".
I told him that my son was married to Bill Gates' daughter.
He asked when my son could start in his new role as the CEO of the World Bank.