A fishing story

[koiguy1969]

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.


A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth

 

[Pondmaster]

Now that's pretty funny Koiguy!

 

[DrDave]

I can see it now, Koiguy has a new drinking buddy. :0000000057::beerchug::beer:

 

[Oldhead]

lol yea he was back for a double

 

[addy1]

laughing, he will be waiting for you with chips and dip the next time!

 

[3qtkidz]

Well, Did you catch a HUGE fish with the frog??

 

[hewhoisatpeace]

I like that joke, redneck enough to put the locals at ease, but told in an intelligent fashion. Mind if I use it in a speech? Give me your first name and I'll gladly give you credit.

 

[DrDave]

ToastMasters?

 

[hewhoisatpeace]

No, I don't have one even sceduled yet. Just good to keep a stock of crowd friendly jokes, I give occasional motivational/business development and garden topic speeches/classes.