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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in
Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black
Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you
pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You
also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that
you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your
embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I
drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold,
and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that
I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in
Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 ..45
ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for
it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating
weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking
back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants.
I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave
your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from
calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma"
as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of
what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those
of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy
with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy
outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet.
[That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big
pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the
windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the
car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex
numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line,
although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's
going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone
calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President
Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and
we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize
for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far
more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well
as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing
issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon,
and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in
life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,

Alex
 

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That could be traced back to the sender very quickly with the IP address. If it is a real craigslist post, this person is already in custody.
 
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While fanciful urban legends laced with Dirty Harry levels of sex, violence and depravity are all very entertaining, it does rather display a rather tacky level of offensive behaviour from the point of view of being perverted, rubbing other folks noses in their sordid fantasies

Of all the vets I've known who have done real combat, up to and including taking out and being massacred by Turks at Gallipoli, SS Stormtropers at Monte Cassino, troopers who survived SS, NKVD and Fascist forces on the Eastern front absolutely none of them would take such a twisted jolly out of revelling in threatening, butchering or degrading other human beings

All of them would be offended by exploiting such sentiments

Regards, andy
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