another redneck joke

[koiguy1969]

Two rednecks are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. one of the rednecks asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
he then asks her "kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no.
so he walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down her britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.
The rednecks' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I
aint never seed nobody do it"

 

[addy1]

lmao...........can just see that! thanks

 

[j.w]

 

[koiguy1969]

every one appreciates a laugh!...especially in the morning to get the day rolling!

 

[pinon ponder]

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. :lol:

I've dubbed my "new" gate as a redneck gate. It's a pallet. Our real gate blew out in a wind storm and DH hasn't made a new one yet so we've been using a pallet that pavers came on to block the opening. Looks totally tacky but does the job for now. No neighbors close by to see it, tg.

 

[addy1]

We need a picture of your gate!

 

[CountryEscape]

Koi Guy, if I could duplicate JW's response, I would! That was great! I don't very often actually laugh out loud REALLY when I hear a joke, especially when I'm sitting here by myself, but I sure did on that one! Thanks.

 

[koiguy1969]

Your welcome C.E.... like Readers Digest suggests..."LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!"