Garden Pond Fever

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    richdeer3

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    I've got the fever, too. I dug in the top pond in Monday's mud and have even been in the pond when it's iced over!

    Garden Pond Fever

    by 'Cybe R. Wizard'
    First published on the Usenet Group: alt.jokes.limericks
    Aquarticles

    First I got garden pond fever.
    Now my poor wife's a believer.
    She's out in the pond
    just trimming a frond.
    I think I'll go try to retrieve her.

    She said, "No, the water's too warm.
    I must keep my fishies from harm."
    So in goes the ice.
    (A pick-up full... twice!)
    Ya think I have cause for alarm?

    Just want her to come back to bed.
    She's cleaning the filter instead.
    I swear that she drools
    when thinking of schools
    of fish spawning out by the shed.

    Soon with this pond stuff she'll smother
    Her husband, two daughters, her mother.
    She drives us crazy
    With, "Pond is too hazy."
    (I think I'll go dig us another.)
     
    richdeer3, Apr 27, 2007
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