Discussion in 'General Chat' started by koiguy1969, Dec 4, 2012.
got some holiday humor to share?....
This ones not really a holiday one but its fitting for this forum....
lol That is a good one!
Enjoy :razz: :razz: :razz:
This Christmas tree could easily carry you thru an exceptionally merry Christmas and a very happy new year...... if your so "inclined"!?
Nice looking tree you have there koiguy.....................and don't try to deny it's not yours :bouncycig:
Thats one HIGH Christmas tree
I have not seen one that high in 25 years
he is making healthy oils!
Maybe I shouldnt post this one....
T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – OLD SANTA WAS PISSED.
HE CUSSED OUT THE ELVES AND THREW DOWN HIS LIST.
YOU MISERABLE BRATS, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE JERKS. ...
I HAVE A GOOD MIND TO SCRAP THE WHOLE WORKS. ...
I'VE BUSTED MY ASS FOR DAMN NEAR A YEAR.
INSTEAD OF "THANKS SANTA" – WHAT DO I HEAR?
THE OLD LADY BITCHES CAUSE I WORK LATE AT NIGHT…
THE ELVES WANT MORE MONEY –THE REINDEER ALL FIGHT.
RUDOLPH GOT DRUNK AND CRASHED THE DAMN SLED.
DONNER IS PREGNANT, VIXEN'S OUT OF HIS HEAD.
AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THAT THINGS WOULD GET BETTER,
THOSE BUTT HOLES FROM THE TAX OFFICE SENT ME A LETTER.
THEY SAY I OWE TAXES – IF THAT AIN'T DAMN FUNNY.
WHO IN THE HELL EVER SENT SANTA MONEY?
THE KIDS THESE DAYS – THEY ALL ARE THE PITS.
THEY WANT THE IMPOSSIBLE…THOSE MEAN LITTLE SHITS.
I SPENT A WHOLE YEAR MAKING WAGONS AND SLEDS,
ASSEMBLING DOLLS, THEIR ARMS, LEGS AND HEADS,
I MADE TONS OF YOYO'S –NO REQUEST FOR THEM…
THEY ALL WANT COMPUTERS…I'M NOT IBM!
FLYING THROUGH THE AIR…DODGING THE TREES,
FALLING DOWN CHIMNEYS AND SKINNING MY KNEES.
I'M QUITTING THIS JOB…THERE'S JUST NO ENJOYMENT.
I'LL SIT ON MY ASS AND DRAW UNEMPLOYMENT.....
i'm sure some folks here can identify with this!
Ha ha ha it's all very funny, but atlas poor old Santa is all out of money,
And his wife ran away with a cute little elf honey!
So Mary Popins said she pop by, and give that Santa a Joint to help him Fly!
They flew to Colorado and sure partied there all night,
And flew over Washington just for the "sight"!
And Santa's darn sleigh,
Was "smokin" all the way! Ha ha ha
I'm never eating another snowflake on my tongue again
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