If your koi could talk ?

[Marshall]

What would they say ?

Mine would probably say "We are getting along just fine considering you are an amateur at keeping koi... but seriously, you should stick to raising turtles pal. Oh and I'm hungry so get off your ass and toss some food pellets in my pond, YEAH I said my pond! we own this pond now, you didn't get the memo ? chop chop jump the $&^* to it and get that food... and clean the filter, it's getting choppy in here" sorry

 

[Smaug]

"Hello god"

 

[DoDad]

Feeeeeeeeed Meeeeeeeee!

 

[morewater]

Stop peeing in the pond.

 

[Faebinder]

"Do I look like a goldfish?"

 

[Dave 54]

If he who provideds that plentiful harvest we normally get dosent feed me anytime soon, I swear I'll have his arm off next time [god or not] !!!!!.........is it just me or is it a tad cold at the moment

Dave