So had to errands to do today, one of which was going to our pond supplier to see what the new season's liners cost are since hubby has a pond install next month ... okay, we've been fretting going in, as both the people who normally run the department left a few months ago, and had heard their replacement was an idiot, but figured what the hey, only looking for liner prices ...
SO wait patiently while he tries to figure out what is wrong with a poor lady's pump ... probably a lot more than when she walked in given the pieces he had it in ... so wait, and wait, and wait ... he finally notices we've been standing there, and asks what we NEED ... ok, not a good sales man ... usually a sales person will say something like "can I help you" ...
I politely tell him I need the 2013 square foot liner price, less contractors ... He starts listing off all the liner sizes in stock ... tell him (politely) that size doesnt matter, they are priced by the square foot, and I only need THAT price, less the contractors discount ... So he tells me the contractors discount is 20% but cant tell me the liner price ... keep in mind I was not wearing anything identifying myself as a contractor ...
So then he drags us over to a register, and tries to punch in any liner, but cant figure out the register ... THE old man comes over, and simply says "they" meaning us, are in the computer, to just pull our account up ... told him I tried to tell him that LOL ... So anyways, got the new price ... it actually went DOWN ... $0.89 sq ft, less 20% ... why that had to be a 20 minute project is beyond me.
While I have him, asked if he had more ammo-chips outback, there's none on the shelf ... I run them in the 55 gallon tank since it is way over stocked ... He doesnt know what it is! But tells us we'll need to wait, because he had another person waiting for a water test ... no problem, I dont mind waiting ... that doesnt take long ...
Turns out hubby knew this person, so was chit chatting with him while we waited ... next thing you know, the sales person is trying to sell him all kinds of crap, didnt tell him shit about his test results ... I was annoyed to the point that I ASKED.
So the guy has green water ... yep, selling him something for that ... FIXED THAT... told him to go buy a basket at dollar tree and pillow stuffing and to run a 1000 gph pump through it ...
Ammonia and nitrites were zero, PH was at 6,5 and told him to fix that, to do a 50% water change!!!! First of all, who the hell does a water change for low PH? (local tap water tests as 7.0) and a 50% change??? and what about the fact that our pond temps are only in the LOW 50s with a cold front coming in??? Did this salesman even OFFER a declorinator product???? NOPE!!!
I outright asked him if he did a KH test (thanks to a very patient member who spent the time I needed in chemisty, I finally understand that) ... The salesman says NO, and tries to tell him WATER HARDNESS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PH!!!! Told him to go to ebay, and can get an API KH/GH test kit delivered to his door for under $10, that not one supplier locally has it ... The sales man chimed in with he was THINKING of getting some TEST STRIPS IN ... Meanwhile, with big thanks to the group member who explained it to me, I was able to explain why this customer needed to test his KH, and the salesman was looking at me like I was speaking in some foreign language ...
I damn near lost it ... Hubby walked over to the shelf, got him the dechlorinator product they had, and I told him to grab a box of baking soda on the way home... oh, and while I was in super bitch mode, gave the man a business card, so that if he had any questions, he could CALL, and we'd walk him through it all again over the phone FREE.
As if I wasnt irritated enough. the salesman tells this man to be sure to come back on the 20th, as HE is giving a pond seminar ... Boy did hubby get a nasty look from me LOL... this is one of the places that has been after him for years to do seminars and he wont, because he wont SELL UNNEEDED PRODUCTS ... I have half a mind to attend it myself just to challenge the garbage that I am sure will be coming out of his mouth.
SO wait patiently while he tries to figure out what is wrong with a poor lady's pump ... probably a lot more than when she walked in given the pieces he had it in ... so wait, and wait, and wait ... he finally notices we've been standing there, and asks what we NEED ... ok, not a good sales man ... usually a sales person will say something like "can I help you" ...
I politely tell him I need the 2013 square foot liner price, less contractors ... He starts listing off all the liner sizes in stock ... tell him (politely) that size doesnt matter, they are priced by the square foot, and I only need THAT price, less the contractors discount ... So he tells me the contractors discount is 20% but cant tell me the liner price ... keep in mind I was not wearing anything identifying myself as a contractor ...
So then he drags us over to a register, and tries to punch in any liner, but cant figure out the register ... THE old man comes over, and simply says "they" meaning us, are in the computer, to just pull our account up ... told him I tried to tell him that LOL ... So anyways, got the new price ... it actually went DOWN ... $0.89 sq ft, less 20% ... why that had to be a 20 minute project is beyond me.
While I have him, asked if he had more ammo-chips outback, there's none on the shelf ... I run them in the 55 gallon tank since it is way over stocked ... He doesnt know what it is! But tells us we'll need to wait, because he had another person waiting for a water test ... no problem, I dont mind waiting ... that doesnt take long ...
Turns out hubby knew this person, so was chit chatting with him while we waited ... next thing you know, the sales person is trying to sell him all kinds of crap, didnt tell him shit about his test results ... I was annoyed to the point that I ASKED.
So the guy has green water ... yep, selling him something for that ... FIXED THAT... told him to go buy a basket at dollar tree and pillow stuffing and to run a 1000 gph pump through it ...
Ammonia and nitrites were zero, PH was at 6,5 and told him to fix that, to do a 50% water change!!!! First of all, who the hell does a water change for low PH? (local tap water tests as 7.0) and a 50% change??? and what about the fact that our pond temps are only in the LOW 50s with a cold front coming in??? Did this salesman even OFFER a declorinator product???? NOPE!!!
I outright asked him if he did a KH test (thanks to a very patient member who spent the time I needed in chemisty, I finally understand that) ... The salesman says NO, and tries to tell him WATER HARDNESS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PH!!!! Told him to go to ebay, and can get an API KH/GH test kit delivered to his door for under $10, that not one supplier locally has it ... The sales man chimed in with he was THINKING of getting some TEST STRIPS IN ... Meanwhile, with big thanks to the group member who explained it to me, I was able to explain why this customer needed to test his KH, and the salesman was looking at me like I was speaking in some foreign language ...
I damn near lost it ... Hubby walked over to the shelf, got him the dechlorinator product they had, and I told him to grab a box of baking soda on the way home... oh, and while I was in super bitch mode, gave the man a business card, so that if he had any questions, he could CALL, and we'd walk him through it all again over the phone FREE.
As if I wasnt irritated enough. the salesman tells this man to be sure to come back on the 20th, as HE is giving a pond seminar ... Boy did hubby get a nasty look from me LOL... this is one of the places that has been after him for years to do seminars and he wont, because he wont SELL UNNEEDED PRODUCTS ... I have half a mind to attend it myself just to challenge the garbage that I am sure will be coming out of his mouth.