The Daily Joker.

[mrsclem]

Thanks Becky

 

[Lisak1]

Thanks @Becky - sorry that you have to deal with stuff like that. This is a fun thread, but I stopped reading it when it started to drift into the raunchy side. I get enough of that from the rest of the world.

 

[j.w]

I appreciate the clean up on all that nasty stuff. There are lots of good laughs just using the clean stuff.

 

[HARO]

Thanks Becky. Like Lisak1 and j.w said!
John

 

[Lisak1]

There are lots of good laughs just using the clean stuff.

Exactly! I appreciate clever, clean humor!

 

[Mmathis]

And darn it, I always come in at the tail end of the exciting stuff!

 

[addy1]

Shipwrecked

There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No water! We're going to die!"

The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?!? We're going to die!!"

The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."

The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no water! We're going to DIE!!!"

The second man answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week. My pastor will find me!"

 

[koiguy1969]

 

[j.w]

 

[j.w]

 

[MitchM]

Someone caught me on my way to work.

 

[texmaster]

 

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