She has a lot of really good qualities and it is worth trying to save this relationship. We were sitting by the river last week drinking a few beers, I sat thinking about what had happened and watched her play with the dogs in the river. When she came and sat down I told her, "It's like a roasted chicken."
"What is?"
"You know how good a hot, roasted chicken is right when it comes off of the smoker? What part do you want first?"
"The breast."
"Yes, the best part. You stick a fork in it and the juices come running out, the smell, the taste, it's all just so good. But after a while, you only have the legs, wings and back left, the bony parts. Still, you don't just throw them away. We can't just take the best parts of each other's lives and then throw the rest away, we can't just eat the breast out of each other."
OK, it was a man analogy, but that's how we neanderthals think.
Anyway, back to the porch. The roof is on, the screen is up and just needs a little stretching but the difference is amazing. No fly or mosquitoes, Vicki actually slept out there last week to watch a storm. Now to hide the wiring and the rafters so it doesn't have that "industrial" look. Vicki can't lift or hold up one end of a 4X8 foot sheet of exterior siding, so i have to work alone which takes a little thinking. I cut the sheets in half, 2X8 foot and hung a rope loop on one end where it will go. Then I had a clamp ready for both sides of the other end. I lifted the end and slid it through the rope, suspending it long enough to get a clamp on. Awkward, but it works. you can still see the old, ugly well house in the background, but that will come soon as i finish the porch, I'm tired of looking at it.
The wire that the lights will go on has to be continuous, in other word, wire to one light then go on to the next so I just made loops leaving plenty of wire to put in plugs and sockets. I'll drill a hole in these pieces and stick the wire down through for the sockets and plugs. There will be two sets of lights, one regular lights with dimmers for when we have company or want to throw darts or eat. The other switch will operate our "party lights" which will be black lights and blue colored bulbs, just enough to see to move around, but more private and fun..