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    Mmathis TurtleMommy

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    Darn, Mark, you beat me to it! Was just gonna post the Grinch photo!
     
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    koiguy1969 GIGGETY-GIGGETY!!

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    koiguy1969 GIGGETY-GIGGETY!!

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    koiguy1969 GIGGETY-GIGGETY!!

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    ITS STILL FUNNY!
     
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    koiguy1969 GIGGETY-GIGGETY!!

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    j.w I Love my Goldies

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    Got some funny Christmas cards to give out....
     

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    j.w I Love my Goldies

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    All funny but Ha,Ha,Ha at the Butt Cracker Suite.........................good one [​IMG]
     
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    j.w I Love my Goldies

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    Here is another doggie Christmas one [​IMG]

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    Ha ha ha, I need that one!!
     
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    j.w I Love my Goldies

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    j.w I Love my Goldies

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    This ornament was based on a card -- one of my favorites!

    The card said:

    "IN THE AIR THERE'S A FELINE OF CHRISTMAS!" and the picture was of the cat, swinging through a Christmas tree, ornaments going everywhere!
     

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    Have you ever heard "The Butt-Cracker Suite?"
     
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    j.w I Love my Goldies

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    No but I can just imagine :cheerful:
    I have a feeling it would be something that would be gross :biggrinangelA:
     
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    ENJOY! It's a sing-a-long......




    "Thong March"

    Thong!
    What a delightful gift idea
    Thong!
    Magical shorts that disappear
    Buy your loved one this Noël
    The kind of gift he can't resell
    Because it kind of smells
    If someone else has tried it on

    Thong!
    You could be dancing cheek to cheek
    Thong!
    Wiggle the string: play hide and seek
    Buy your workmate or your boss
    The proctologic dental floss
    That really works a hair across
    His astronomic bum
    Thong!

    "Dance of the Plumber Fairy"

    See the repair man go
    Tink-a-tink, tink-a-tink, tink-a-tink
    Working on the sink
    (Bending way down low)
    See the big tool belt go
    Slippy-slip, slippy-slip, slippy-slip
    Sliding down his hip
    (Say it isn't so)
    See the rear cleavage go
    Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo
    Cheekies sneaking through

    (See ya at so 'n so)
    See the plumber
    (Doesn't even show)
    What a bummer
    (Got a dial tone)
    Called a number
    (On the telephone)
    Hire someone else

    "Wedgie Dance"

    (Lunge!)
    Spin around and stretch and lunge
    And (leap!)
    Do a kick and shake your buns
    And fix those wedgies everyone
    (Let's go!)

    (Twirl!)
    Double dip and somersault
    Then (split!)
    Shuffle back and twist and fall
    And fix those wedgies
    Fix those wedgies
    Let's go people
    Fix those wedgies

    Cracks are flyin'
    Just keep pryin'
    And pull
    (Pull apart!)
    And pull
    (Pull apart!)
    And pull
    (Pull apart those leotards!)

    "Waltz of the Buttcrackers"

    Please just say no to crack
    When you spot butt crack, attack
    If you see a trucker change a tire
    Or a cable worker fix a wire
    Let him know his bottom line is looking asinine
    You don't admire it

    So, everybody, please just say no to crack
    Give all those crack backs a sack
    If you see a plumber show a breach
    Or a tubby hubby on a beach
    Sneak right up behind his back and strike a match and drop the burning sulfur right between his cheeks

    Because as sure as tax and death surround us
    Cracks are all around us
    Slacks fall to the ground as
    Miles and miles of smiles going up and down

    Everybody
    (Don't) Be a bum
    (Show) You're a crumb
    (Crack) Get a grip
    Fix your drawers
    (Take) Every thong
    (Them) Right along
    (Back) Take 'em back
    To the stores

    Show some class and hide that massive astronomic butt crack

    (Don't) Gimme no flak
    (Show) Cover the crack
    (Butt) Gimme the thong
    (Crack) Hurry along

    Buttcrackers just aren't sweet"
     
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    Wait! Where’s the video?
     
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    Mmathis TurtleMommy

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    How many of you get this one?

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    Was just thinking about these lights the other day -- ah, the memories of testing every bulb on the string :)
     
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    Mmathis TurtleMommy

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    Not really gross at all! Very funny. I think the guy's name is Bob Rivers "TWISTED CHRISTMAS" -- has several CD's full of Christmas/Holiday parody songs [THE RESTROOM SIGN SAID GENTLEMEN; POLICE STOPPED MY CAR; YELLOW SNOW, YELLOW SNOW, YELLOW SNOW; a version of the David Bowie/Bing Crosby song (can't recall the name... maybe LITTLE DRUMMER BOY); IT'S JESUS' BIRTHDAY; TOY SHACK; IT'S THE MOST FATTENING TIME OF THE YEAR......] See my post a couple before this one..... #137
     
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