Discussion in 'General Chat' started by koiguy1969, Dec 4, 2012.
Darn, Mark, you beat me to it! Was just gonna post the Grinch photo!
ITS STILL FUNNY!
Got some funny Christmas cards to give out....
All funny but Ha,Ha,Ha at the Butt Cracker Suite.........................good one
Here is another doggie Christmas one
Ha ha ha, I need that one!!
This ornament was based on a card -- one of my favorites!
The card said:
"IN THE AIR THERE'S A FELINE OF CHRISTMAS!" and the picture was of the cat, swinging through a Christmas tree, ornaments going everywhere!
Have you ever heard "The Butt-Cracker Suite?"
No but I can just imagine :cheerful:
I have a feeling it would be something that would be gross :biggrinangelA:
ENJOY! It's a sing-a-long......
What a delightful gift idea
Magical shorts that disappear
Buy your loved one this Noël
The kind of gift he can't resell
Because it kind of smells
If someone else has tried it on
You could be dancing cheek to cheek
Wiggle the string: play hide and seek
Buy your workmate or your boss
The proctologic dental floss
That really works a hair across
His astronomic bum
"Dance of the Plumber Fairy"
See the repair man go
Tink-a-tink, tink-a-tink, tink-a-tink
Working on the sink
(Bending way down low)
See the big tool belt go
Slippy-slip, slippy-slip, slippy-slip
Sliding down his hip
(Say it isn't so)
See the rear cleavage go
Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo
Cheekies sneaking through
(See ya at so 'n so)
See the plumber
(Doesn't even show)
What a bummer
(Got a dial tone)
Called a number
(On the telephone)
Hire someone else
Spin around and stretch and lunge
Do a kick and shake your buns
And fix those wedgies everyone
Double dip and somersault
Shuffle back and twist and fall
And fix those wedgies
Fix those wedgies
Let's go people
Fix those wedgies
Cracks are flyin'
Just keep pryin'
(Pull apart those leotards!)
"Waltz of the Buttcrackers"
Please just say no to crack
When you spot butt crack, attack
If you see a trucker change a tire
Or a cable worker fix a wire
Let him know his bottom line is looking asinine
You don't admire it
So, everybody, please just say no to crack
Give all those crack backs a sack
If you see a plumber show a breach
Or a tubby hubby on a beach
Sneak right up behind his back and strike a match and drop the burning sulfur right between his cheeks
Because as sure as tax and death surround us
Cracks are all around us
Slacks fall to the ground as
Miles and miles of smiles going up and down
(Don't) Be a bum
(Show) You're a crumb
(Crack) Get a grip
Fix your drawers
(Take) Every thong
(Them) Right along
(Back) Take 'em back
To the stores
Show some class and hide that massive astronomic butt crack
(Don't) Gimme no flak
(Show) Cover the crack
(Butt) Gimme the thong
(Crack) Hurry along
Buttcrackers just aren't sweet"
Wait! Where’s the video?
How many of you get this one?
Was just thinking about these lights the other day -- ah, the memories of testing every bulb on the string
Not really gross at all! Very funny. I think the guy's name is Bob Rivers "TWISTED CHRISTMAS" -- has several CD's full of Christmas/Holiday parody songs [THE RESTROOM SIGN SAID GENTLEMEN; POLICE STOPPED MY CAR; YELLOW SNOW, YELLOW SNOW, YELLOW SNOW; a version of the David Bowie/Bing Crosby song (can't recall the name... maybe LITTLE DRUMMER BOY); IT'S JESUS' BIRTHDAY; TOY SHACK; IT'S THE MOST FATTENING TIME OF THE YEAR......] See my post a couple before this one..... #137
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