The Daily Joker.

[HARO]

I'm on my way, @j.w! Where would you like this?

John

 

[HARO]

John

 

[j.w]

I have the perfect spot for your present @HARO and it's cold enough here now so it will stay for awhile. It's 26f and sunny w/plenty of heavy frost!

 

[Angel]

 

[HARO]

John

 

[j.w]

 

[HARO]

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

* If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful

* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned

* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

* Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

* The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

* Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

* 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

* Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

* The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead

* If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

* Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

* If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

* If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”

 

[MoonShadows]

 

[HARO]

John

 

[HARO]

John

 

[j.w]

 

[HARO]

John

 

[HARO]

 

[MoonShadows]

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve!

 

[j.w]