JohnHuff
I know nothing.
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So I'm cleaning my toilet and I see that my toilet cleaner kills 99.99% of germs and I get to thinking about our beneficial bacteria. Why are they so weak? Take them out of the water a few hours, they dead. No ammonia, they dead. Even wrong temperature, they dead. It seems like you look at them wrong, they dead. And not even a body to bury.
I look at my mouthwash, they kill 99% of germs. OK, I can live with that, mouthwash goes in my mouth and I probably don't want something that kills 100% of germs, that would probably destroy my mouth.
But toilet cleaner, that kills everything. Well 99.99% anyway. So who is is this 0.01% bacteria who can live through that? Whatever it is, I want it. I want that s**t to be nitrifying my stuff in my pond because if toilet cleaner can't kill it, then neither can air or a little cold. But no, instead we get this namby pamby bacteria who dies if you don't feed it EVERY 4 HOURS!
I sometimes wonder if we're the butt of some cosmic joke because as you know, everything that you like is bad for you:
Fried chicken - tastes good, heart attack
Soft drinks - tastes good, diabetes
Beer - tastes good, liver damage
Fats - tastes good, arteriosclerosis, dead
in fact, I can't think of one thing that you like that won't kill you.
Here, let me throw in some "good" stuff for you good living types:
Running - good for your body, total knee replacement
Swimming - good all around exercise, drowning
Carrots - good food, hypervitaminosis a
Apples - good food, choking
OK, I'm out of steam, rant over... you got anything?
I look at my mouthwash, they kill 99% of germs. OK, I can live with that, mouthwash goes in my mouth and I probably don't want something that kills 100% of germs, that would probably destroy my mouth.
But toilet cleaner, that kills everything. Well 99.99% anyway. So who is is this 0.01% bacteria who can live through that? Whatever it is, I want it. I want that s**t to be nitrifying my stuff in my pond because if toilet cleaner can't kill it, then neither can air or a little cold. But no, instead we get this namby pamby bacteria who dies if you don't feed it EVERY 4 HOURS!
I sometimes wonder if we're the butt of some cosmic joke because as you know, everything that you like is bad for you:
Fried chicken - tastes good, heart attack
Soft drinks - tastes good, diabetes
Beer - tastes good, liver damage
Fats - tastes good, arteriosclerosis, dead
in fact, I can't think of one thing that you like that won't kill you.
Here, let me throw in some "good" stuff for you good living types:
Running - good for your body, total knee replacement
Swimming - good all around exercise, drowning
Carrots - good food, hypervitaminosis a
Apples - good food, choking
OK, I'm out of steam, rant over... you got anything?