whiskey
Always trying to perfect something fishy
Daddy, how was i born?, well son, your mum and i first got together in a chat room on yahoo, then i set up a date via email with your mum and we met at a cyber cafe, we sneak into a secluded room, and googled each other, there your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive, as soon as i was ready to up load, we discovered neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late, to hit the delete button, nine months later, a little pop up appeared, and said,.......you got mail .