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    koiguy1969 GIGGETY-GIGGETY!!

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    This thread definitely needs a "LOL" button or something! Suffice it to say, if we "like" your post, we are probably laughing our heads off!
    And, is it just me, or are the last 3 posts @texmaster posted nothing but a red "X" in a box? It appears the picture either didn't upload, or it was not allowed perhaps?
     
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    koiguy1969 GIGGETY-GIGGETY!!

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    A guy is driving around the western plains of North Dakota and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
    The guy goes into the backyard and sees anice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
    You talk?' he asks.
    Yep,' the Lab replies.
    After the guy recovers from the shock ofhearinga dog talk, he says 'So,what's your story?'
    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured adog would be eavesdropping.'
    I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
    But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
    'I got married, had amess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
    Ten dollars,' the guy says.
    Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
    Because he's a bullshitter . He's never been out of the yard'
     
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