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HARO

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I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of rum and put it in the bicycle basket.



As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.



So I drank all the rum before I cycled home.



It turned out to be a very good decision,



because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
John
 

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