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GIGGETY-GIGGETY!!
A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around
> > the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.' **
> > >
> > >'What's that mean?' asked the child.
> > >
> > >'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
> > >
> > >The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a
> > walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to
> > come to you.'
> > >
> > >Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline,
> > and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK,
> > you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the
> > block.'
> > >
> > >The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
> > leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
> > >
> > > The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
> > another dog is pushing her home.'
> > >
> > the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.' **
> > >
> > >'What's that mean?' asked the child.
> > >
> > >'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
> > >
> > >The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a
> > walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to
> > come to you.'
> > >
> > >Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline,
> > and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK,
> > you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the
> > block.'
> > >
> > >The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
> > leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
> > >
> > > The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
> > another dog is pushing her home.'
> > >