Divorce Pond Advice

[sissy]

Why they are fish food

 

[morewater]

Once the bodies are properly interred, drain oil/anti-freeze, transmission fluid, etc. Don't leave your stash in the trunk. Remember to leave the vehicle as it starts to sink.

 

[MitchM]

For some reason I doubt that this "fish structure" was submerged with the proper precautions.
Removing the engine, transmission, axles that contain grease and oil, brake lines, upholstery, electronic components most likely didn't happen.
The giveaway was that it is to be used to have a fire on top of.

I've seen plenty of structures used for growing corals in a saltwater environment, but haven't heard of a freshwater structure.
You learn something new every day....I think.

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[PondSloth]

I drove it straight into the pond, the levee side. That's a long story. My plan was to build the fire pit atop the roof but then the car floated for a bit and is sort at the wrong angle. But no biggie. It's warming up soon and I'll right it. Next time I'll prep it better. Already caught a 8 inch catfish yesterday.

 

[MitchM]

After you take a picture that you can post on here, you really should get a tractor and pull out the car.
It's not good for the water.

 

[MoonShadows]

All that oil, grease and parts that can pollute a pond will do more harm than good.

 

[Troutredds]

Y'know, the more mushrooms I ingest, the more corals I see growing on my freshwater fish structure.
Isn't nature great?

That sounds like Frank Zappa lyrics, Mitch.

 

[MitchM]

That sounds like Frank Zappa lyrics, Mitch.

I guess that concert I went to left more of an impression than I thought!

 

[MoonShadows]

Maybe it was what you were smokin'

 

[Troutredds]

Maybe it was what you were smokin'

...or a contact high from secondhand smoke.

 

[morewater]

Take it to Joe's Garage......

 

[morewater]

trout eddy, our age is showing ("snow" aside).

 

[Troutredds]

Take it to Joe's Garage......

That's a brilliantly obscure reference, Mr. President.

 

[morewater]

I've been told that I have a remarkable grasp on the obvious (wife, who else?).

 

[peter hillman]

My jellyfish waterfall burned out when the moon went behind the sun.