Discussion in 'General Chat' started by koiguy1969, Jul 16, 2011.
lets have a redneck joke thread.
Apparently I cant make redneck jokes, my fiance posted this picture on facebook the other day and said I am a redneck.
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That was July 4th... after spending 6 hours canoeing, My arms are STILL peeling from that burn, lol
You Might Be A Redneck With A Positive Twist.
Someone sent this to me and I thought I would share.
I must be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening..
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
amen koidaddy...if redneck means CHRISTIAN! i am a redneck.
none of that even makes any sense.
it sounds like someone got mad that "you might be a redneck jokes" applied to them because they have a car up on cinder blocks in their yard or something, so they made another angsty list as if to say "yeah i may have a car on cinder blocks in my yard but i also pray to jesus!
Only 4 of them refer to religion though. I dont get anything negative from it, just that rednecks can do the right thing also.
Not born a redneck but lets see I do have 2 1950's GM trucks on the property I bought for people in need of a home and financed the loan interest free .Problem is the trucks are not on concrete blocks , but I also have a claw foot bathtub in the yard over there and it even has the shower ring still attached so guess I could go over there and hook a hose up and scare the chit out of the neighbors .I could even sing in the shower and scare the wildlife away .LOL
i reinserted the original pic...
You Might be a Water Garden Redneck ....
Here is a list just for fun, with my apologies to Jeff Foxworthy. Don't take it personally if you've done something on this list, I've done one of them myself.
You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you bought your best koi at a bait shop.
You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you've ever tried using trash bags and duct tape to line your pond.
You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you pond filter is a rubbermaid trash can full of gravel.
You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you used an old satellite dish to build your pond.
You might be a Water Garden Redneck if kou feed catfish chow to your koi.
You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you’ve owned a UV clarifier for five years, but have never changed the bulb.
You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you use septic tank bacteria in your pond.
You might be a Water Garden Redneck if your garden pond is stocked with game fish.
You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you use shop lights to illuminate your waterfall.
You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you've ever tried to aerate your pond using a boat oar.
You might be a Water Garden Redneck if you've ever used a pacemaker or crank-telephone to catch your koi.
f4c now ime wondering which one of those you have done yourself !! lol
Love to say I like the bathtub and jw has one and like the metal tank one and by the way the pool one how many of us have ended using that idea when something happens to our ponds and love that single wide high rise .LOL
I do like the metal stock tank, and the bathtub pond... the tub looks a little out of place with that huge waterfall.
My pond is made from the bottom of a pool, but I didnt want it to be blue, so I thought about covering it with trash bags... not to use as the liner, but just to cover the blue, lol.
Dang, maybe my fiance is right, I am a redneck.
well I have done the trash can filter, and thinking about the hotdog cook out! LOL
But I'm thinking one of these would more fit my driving style!
you think LMAO
Hey red necks can be very creative .One just got arrested here made a still from a washing machine
She thinks she's breaking me of my redneck habits just beacuase I sold my truck, and I dont ride around on the John Deere drinking beer anymore. But its still there... the signs may be a little more subtle, but they are there. LOL
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